Wednesday, March 29, 2006

If I Were a Beer

Thanks to Kathy Jo's "If You Were a Beer Test," over at Barefoot Meandering, I can now begin my day with the helpful knowledge that, if I were a beer, I would be a Bass Ale. Old, dark, and obscure. Well, I had thought I was a bit more "Gaiety, song-and-dance, here we are and there we are," but now I'm feeling Eeyore-ish.


(66% dark & bitter, 33% working class, 100% genuine)

So the deal with this test is that each taker, based on his or her scores, is assigned a beer that fits their personality (Corona, Bud Select, and so on), and along with the personality description, there's a poster or an ad for that beer. As you can imagine, most of the images feature booty models, sports cars, or, maybe even more depressing, retro kitsch.

It's a testament to Bass Ale, and therefore to YOU, that when I went to look for ads for Bass, all I found was this. An ad from 1937. Bass is legit, and if your scores are true, so are you. I tip my glass to that.

Personality-wise, you have refined tastes (after all, Bass is kind of expensive), but you know how to savor what you get. Your personality isn't exactly bubbly, but you're well-liked by your close circle of friends. Your sense of humor is rather dark, but that's just another way to say sophisticated, right? Cheers.
Link: The If You Were A Beer Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


Cherrypie said...

Help! I did this one too. I was a Michelob Ultra! I've never even heard of it let alone drunk it.

Melora said...

I don't think I've ever had one, but they sell Michelob Ultra at our grocery store. That Bass Ale looks like something you would only find in the grimy depths of some mad uncle's basement.

CeCe said...

Ewww.. Beer is NASTY! I think I'll skip that test!